Here’s A Little Gpf For Those Who Just Can’t Get Enough: a blog about golf jokes that golf players and fans alike could appreciate. The main reason why I created this blog is because I am an avid golfer and I enjoy golf jokes. It makes me happy to see people laugh and spread joy.
The way I see it, golf is a game that can be enjoyed by all age groups and skill levels. Even if you do not know how to play, you will still find the humor in these jokes.
I hope that you enjoy my blog as much as I do and please feel free to share any other great joke ideas that you may have.
Golf is a great sport to play. It’s fun and very relaxing, but it takes a lot of skill in order to play well. Most people who play golf are not good at it, but they have fun nonetheless. They don’t take the game seriously and just enjoy being outside on the course with their friends. The following post will be about golf jokes that golf players and fans alike could appreciate.
A golfer is someone who plays golf. Golfers often wear special clothes when playing this game, such as pants and shirts with collars as well as hats. Some professional golfers even have their own clothing line!
A golfer’s goal is to hit the ball into a hole in one stroke less than par for that hole. Holes-in-one can be very difficult because there are many obstacles along the way that can make hitting the ball harder than normal or prevent you from seeing where it went after being hit (trees). However, if you do get lucky enough to hit one then congratulations – now go celebrate!
Golfer’s jokes are funny stories that involve golfers and the game of golfing itself; they usually involve an element of humor such as puns on words related to golfing equipment or other objects associated with this
The best way to improve your golf game is to lower your expectations.
Good golfers drive for show, bad golfers drive for dough.
The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can’t see him laughing at you.
If a golfer’s handicap is 8, he thinks he should be able to break 80 in his sleep. If a golfer’s handicap is 18, he knows he will wake up screaming at 3:00 am.
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.
You haven’t played golf until you’ve been hit by lightning during a round.
The problem with golf is that you never get out of the woods.
Too many golfers are like that wonderful old lady who said she was going to play until the good lord called her home, then one day she hit a bad shot, turned to heaven and yelled, “It’s time!”
7. I went to my first golf lesson today and was told that I should keep my head down throughout the swing. It was very embarrassing having to pick up all those balls.
6. What do you call a golfer who has only one shot left? A waste of space.
5 . Why is a bad golfer like a broken clock? They both tells the right time twice a day!
4 . A golfer hits two perfect shots, one off the tee and one on the green. Which one was probably luck? The tee shot, because he had no idea where that ball would end up!
3 . Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
2 . My wife said if I went golfing one more time she’d leave me. I’m going to miss her.
1 . My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with golf. From her point of view, I’m sure it did seem like an obsession.
What’s the difference between a fridge and a golfer?
A fridge doesn’t shout when you put four beers inside it.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why does it take so long to play 18 holes of golf with a professional?
Because he gets paid by the hour!
What’s the difference between a golf ball and an IQ test?
You can’t park your car on an IQ test.
“Feeling better?” he asked. “I’m doing fine,” the man replied. “I’ve been playing all morning, had a great lunch and if this afternoon goes well, I may find myself a companion for dinner.”
The priest was silent for a moment, then spoke sternly. “You know, my son, you could be in big trouble. You told me you were on a golf vacation and didn’t plan to work at all while you were here.”
“I’m not working,” the man cried. “Why do you call this work?”